22 Reasons for singles
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 1.You haven't asked yet. 
 2.I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
 3.Because I just love hearing this question. 
 4.Just lucky, I guess. 
 5.It gives my mother something to live for. 
 6.My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole. 
 7.I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America. 
 8.Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon? 
 9.I'm waiting until I get to be your age. 
10.It didn't seem worth a blood test. 
11.I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. 
12.Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. 
13.My co-op board doesn't allow spouses. 
14.I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. 
15.I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness. 
16.I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo
   doll rituals. 
17.What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal
   ads? 
18.I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck. 
19.Why aren't you thin? 
20.I'm married to my career, tho recently we've been considering a
   trial separation. 
21.My Eternal companion died in the war in Heaven. 
22.Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
   (Bonus reply for Single Mothers)